Red is Yellower than Heavy
I feel like a large portion of Tumblr would get along just fine in Lobelia Academy.

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faitherinhicks:

every. damn. day.

faitherinhicks:

every. damn. day.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

erenishuman:

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

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